Fehlermeldung

  • Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::initialize(): Implicitly marking parameter $resolver as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
  • Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::initialize(): Implicitly marking parameter $collection as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
  • Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::__construct(): Implicitly marking parameter $resolver as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
  • Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::__construct(): Implicitly marking parameter $collection as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Constant PDO::MYSQL_ATTR_USE_BUFFERED_QUERY is deprecated since 8.5, use Pdo\Mysql::ATTR_USE_BUFFERED_QUERY instead in DatabaseConnection_mysql->__construct() (line 334 of includes/database/mysql/database.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Constant PDO::MYSQL_ATTR_MULTI_STATEMENTS is deprecated since 8.5, use Pdo\Mysql::ATTR_MULTI_STATEMENTS instead in DatabaseConnection_mysql->__construct() (line 346 of includes/database/mysql/database.inc).

Computer

Dialog aus der Serie "Two and a Half Men"

Charlie: "Ich hab' ein paar neue Videospiele, spielen wir?"

Jake: "Klar."

Alan: "Du bist bestraft worden, schon vergessen?"

Jake: "Nein, aber warum soll Onkel Charlie darunter leiden?"

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Dialog aus der Serie "The Big Bang Theory" # 12

Howard: "Du weißt, dass wir uns sehen können wenn du deinen Computer einschaltest?"

Howards Mutter: "Ich fass das Scheißding nicht an, sonst erkranke ich noch an einem Computervirus!"

Howard: "Du wirst nicht krank von einem Computervirus..."

Howards Mutter: "Ach, dann bist du also nicht nur Astronaut, sondern auch Arzt?"

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