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Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::initialize(): Implicitly marking parameter $resolver as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::initialize(): Implicitly marking parameter $collection as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::__construct(): Implicitly marking parameter $resolver as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
Deprecated function: TYPO3\PharStreamWrapper\Manager::__construct(): Implicitly marking parameter $collection as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in include_once() (line 19 of includes/file.phar.inc).
Deprecated function: Constant PDO::MYSQL_ATTR_USE_BUFFERED_QUERY is deprecated since 8.5, use Pdo\Mysql::ATTR_USE_BUFFERED_QUERY instead in DatabaseConnection_mysql->__construct() (line 334 of includes/database/mysql/database.inc).
Deprecated function: Constant PDO::MYSQL_ATTR_MULTI_STATEMENTS is deprecated since 8.5, use Pdo\Mysql::ATTR_MULTI_STATEMENTS instead in DatabaseConnection_mysql->__construct() (line 346 of includes/database/mysql/database.inc).

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Sind die Gänse wohlgeraten, kann man sie grillen und auch braten.

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